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Today, I was taking a dump in the bathroom. The lights turned off and I was too embarrassed to come out of the stall. The janitor walked in, turned the lights on and asked If anyone was there. I stayed quiet. He turned the lights back off and locked me in the bathroom. FML

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On 04/29/2013 at 5:11pm - misc - by random - Canada

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Why are you embarrassed! isn't the bathroom meant to be used!!!

#1 - On 04/30/2013 at 3:02am by simplysarcastics

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And you're even more embarrass to call for help. You're still locked in the restroom aren't you?

#4 - On 04/30/2013 at 3:03am by PenguinBitch

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