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Today, my parents decided to wake me up on my birthday. They flashed the lights and yanked off my bed sheets. I sleep naked. FML


I agree, your life sucks (54341) - you deserved it (11272)

On 04/28/2013 at 9:16am - misc - by Beth - United States (North Carolina)

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Well, you were already wearing the appropriate suit.

#5 - On 04/28/2013 at 1:16pm by FreshPie

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This is my nightmare but hey it's not like they don't know what your body looks like.

#1 - On 04/28/2013 at 1:15pm by OhDearBetrayal

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