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Today, I was hanging out with a guy I really like. I let him use my phone, forgetting about the messages I'd sent about the consistency of my bowel movements. FML


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On 04/24/2013 at 8:16pm - misc - by public pooper - United States

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Well he shouldn't be reading someones messages anyway. I dislike nosy people. Besides everyone has bowel issues every now and then...

#1 - On 04/25/2013 at 4:08am by simplysarcastics

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Who were you sending messages to about your bowel movements? O_o

#4 - On 04/25/2013 at 4:15am by torio123

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