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Today, my mum asked me, "Shouldn't you be cleaning your room?" On impulse, I replied, "Shouldn't you be in the kitchen?" I've never been hit so hard in my life. FML


I agree, your life sucks (34937) - you deserved it (120368)

On 04/22/2013 at 3:19am - misc - by Anon - Singapore

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Insert "Totally Worth It" meme here.

#1 - On 04/22/2013 at 10:10am by XDsmileyDX

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Joking or not, you shouldn't talk tothe your mother like that. What you should do is spray Pam on the kitchen floor.

#3 - On 04/22/2013 at 10:11am by HowieDoIt

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