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Today, I gave my wife a birthday present. For months she'd been talking about an expensive treadmill that she wanted, so I bought it. Her reaction when she saw it was to yell, "YOU THINK I'M FAT!" and burst into tears. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (46854) - you deserved it (8898)

On 04/16/2013 at 7:23pm - misc - by S. Fancyson - United States

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If someone gave me a treadmill, that would be the best present ever.

#3 - On 04/17/2013 at 3:11am by cmayer

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Same happened to me. Can't win...

#2 - On 04/17/2013 at 3:10am by caveman72

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