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Today, while trying to find my phone in the depths of the sheets on my bed, I gave my comforter a huge shake. A second later, I heard a crash. My phone had miraculously flown straight into the glass of water on my nightstand. Found it. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (39445) - you deserved it (8257)

On 04/15/2013 at 12:25pm - misc - by Reno - United States (Nevada)

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If it was a Nokia it would have survived

#3 - On 04/15/2013 at 7:26pm by mock17

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Let this be a lesson to you. Always be careful. Next time it might not be a glass of water. I am wondering why you gave it a huge shake and not a small wave?

#2 - On 04/15/2013 at 7:25pm by christge1beast

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