Today, I fell down the stairs. My mom came running from the other room because she thought it was the dog. She rolled her eyes and walked away when she saw it was me. FML
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Today, I fell down the stairs of my apartment building because I thought my cat was a ghost. FML
Today, I came home on crutches. My dog was immediately afraid of them, and came running towards me, growling and barking. She ran right into me, knocking me over. FML
Today, I fell going down the stairs and hit my head on the wall. My parents came frantically running to my side, but only to make sure I hadn't damaged the wall. FML
Today, I was standing at the top of the stairs petting my dog. The doorbell rang and my dog bolted down the stairs, tripping me. I fell down the whole flight of stairs backwards. Turns out the person at the door was my brother who had locked himself out. I almost died for no reason. FML
Today, I ran out of the house after my dog, tripped and knocked myself out on the railing by the front step. I woke up to my little brother lifting up the back of my dress for the neighborhood to see. FML
Today, I fell down the stairs. Lying on my back in extreme pain, I called my mom for help. When she came over, she said I looked like a dead bug, took a picture and posted it on Facebook. FML
Today, I fell down the stairs while reading the 'mind your step' sign. FML
Today, I fell down the stairs and landed heavily on my foot. Because I wasn't crying, my mom refused to take me to the hospital. It took me an hour of agony to convince her. It turned out to be broken in three different places. FML
Today, I heard my dad screaming in the hallway. Thinking he was having a heart attack I ran to the hall without looking where I was going. I slipped and slid towards my dad in what turned out to be a mass quantity of diarrhea from one of my two dogs. He was screaming because he stepped in it. FML
Today, I was walking down my very steep basement stairs when I fell and rolled all the way down but luckily I didn't hurt anything. While walking back up around the very last stair, my cat jumped out on me, causing me to roll all the way back down. FML
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stevenJB 25
Wonder how some people consider themselves parents. :/ you could've been really hurt
horsesaboveppl 9
I would be worried about the dog too
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Comments (68)
stevenJB 25
Wonder how some people consider themselves parents. :/ you could've been really hurt
TheSnakeDoctor20 17
What a bitch
poopsi 19
.. Totally off topic, but about 90% of women would kill for hair as soft and luxurious looking as yours, sir. That is the fanciest hair I have seen in some time. o.o
chell1894 13
I honestly don't think if she was really hurt the Mom would have just walked away. Obviously she saw op and if ops leg was broken she would have done something. That's just a possibility. I could be wrong.
jem970 19
I was turned into a "stalker" to! I had to go look at the hair... its so pretty and shiny... can I touch it? LOL jk... or am I? o.0
wldd0g 9
He has over 3000 visits because he looks like a girl. Course, almost any guy would look like a girl with hair like that.
stevenJB 25
#54 ^BAHAHAHAHAH^ no -.- About 2900 views were from before I had this as my piv
stevenJB 25
Pic*
horsesaboveppl 9
I would be worried about the dog too
poopsi 19
I think a lot of people put animals before human beings. A good example is whenever my puppy is soundly sleeping on my lap and I have to pee.. But I don't want to wake her up and bother her. .___. Granted if someone fell down the stairs I would not simply roll my eyes and walk away seeing as how it was not a dog. That's just wrong. D:
thatsdndn1 19
I do that 2! If it was my sister probably i'll pee on her..
alison98hp 8
#32, that seriously concerns me.
Anitlifegrand 8
Damn. That's cold as ****!
perdix 29
How does a dog fall down stairs? They have four legs, for Chissake! Does he have a drinking problem?
HeyHeyFishFillet 34
Don't underestimate a dog's craziness/clumsiness.
ironichalibut 24
Yeah, they can hardly stand up in a moving vehicle if their heads aren't precariously out the window.
Caltech 12
like the Tom cat Quote from Tom& Jerry
red_headforlife 15
Maybe you should throw her down the stairs.
heathz 9
ah a mothers love. priceless.
SaxophoneHero 12
More lack of love, if you ask me.
JamieLT 22
Some parents that I read about here just aren't right... Hope you were ok
angelitared 27
Ouch. Burned by your mom.
perdix 29
She walked away after she saw that her balloon trick worked out perfectly.
StarThrower 17
Crawl into her room with a leash around your neck, your tongue out, drooling, wagging your "tail" and whimpering, "Do you love me now mommy...do you love me now?..." You can wear your decapitated dog's face as a mask if you want to take it to the next level. If that doesn't get the message across, nothing will.
Nikkitaria 9
That's way too many shades of creepy.
red_headforlife 15
And a little disturbing.
HeyHeyFishFillet 34
Sounds perfectly reasonable to me.
StarThrower 17
Well, that's what happens when you neglect to check your kid for head injury after a tumble off stairs. >:D
Zack6849 8
if op did something like this I'm sure their mother would check their head thoroughly
StarThrower 17
Isn't it sad, when a child has to resort to such shockingly drastic measures in order to gain a mother's love and attention? What has society come to?!
OverFlash 15
That just sounds like your average Pokemon creepypasta to me.
SomeRandomGuy15 18
27-... what the hell kinds of creepypasta have you been reading!?
jem970 19
Ive never seen or heard of Pokemon taken to that level... but hey I don't get out much :)
Jay_hood98 0
... There are two kinds of people
StarThrower 17
Those who have something interesting to say, and those who don't.