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Today, I had to explain to my girlfriend once again that the dry skin she picks off her feet belong in the trash, not on our coffee table. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (36112) - you deserved it (3994)

On 04/09/2013 at 1:58pm - misc - by FootFlakes (man) - United States (Massachusetts)

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At least she's not eating them?

#7 - On 04/09/2013 at 4:36pm by tacojauns

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buy her a pumice stone and a garbage can

#4 - On 04/09/2013 at 4:34pm by liv_graham

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