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Today, I was in the break room with my colleagues and our awful boss. As ever, he was talking trash, convinced that his jokes were actually funny. The window was open, and it was chilly. As he walked by it, I mangled my words and said, "Cedric, could you please shut your mouth?" FML

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I agree, your life sucks (27864) - you deserved it (7176) - Translated from the french version of FML. Bon appétit!

On 04/08/2013 at 5:10pm - misc - by La Guigne - United Kingdom (Northamptonshire)

Translated from the European FML site. More info here.

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You can't really say you didn't mean it, though.

#1 - On 04/08/2013 at 6:51pm by Welshite

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"And while your at it, the window too."

#6 - On 04/08/2013 at 6:54pm by benhd1

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