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Today, I woke up with my face covered in blood. Turns out that yesterday at my colleague's birthday party, I got so drunk that I started yelling "Nappy time!" before falling out of my hammock and face-first onto the concrete ground. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (14399) - you deserved it (35796)

On 04/08/2013 at 3:20pm - misc - by nosey (woman) - United Kingdom (Rhondda Cynon Taff)

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Why would have a hamock over hard ground? And YDI for getting shit-faced drunk.. Learn your limits..

#5 - On 04/08/2013 at 5:07pm by lilhellian

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Nobody helped you out before you fell back asleep?

#1 - On 04/08/2013 at 5:06pm by snufflebubble

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