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Today, I took multiple pictures of my blanket and pillow pet, trying to get the "perfect pose" so I could post it on Facebook with a cheesy joke. I'm 30. FML


I agree, your life sucks (15492) - you deserved it (41595)

On 04/07/2013 at 8:07am - misc - by kimhinesvoinea - United States

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What was the joke?

#1 - On 04/07/2013 at 1:04pm by Lothem

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You're still not half as bad as those people who do those duck faces.

#9 - On 04/07/2013 at 1:12pm by McNikk

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