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Today, I carried flat-packed boxes home from work to move my things into a new apartment. Whilst walking down the street, the wind kept blowing and spinning me round. A crowd eventually gathered, mistaking me for a street performer. Nobody helped or even threw me any loose change. FML
You need to put a hat or a guitar case out to collect tips.
You can't expect the general public to stuff bills in your G-string on the street.
Next time you walk out on the street with boxes on a blowy day, strip down to a bikini and you'll earn your rent in about 20 minutes ;)
Speak your mind, but please try and be respectful.
Friday 29 May 2015