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Today, my girlfriend said that while she was playing volleyball, her whole life flashed before her eyes. According to her grandmother, my girlfriend is now psychic. She completely believes it. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (29150) - you deserved it (3044)

On 04/04/2013 at 4:20am - misc - by CrazyBitch - United States (California)

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Did she happen to take a spike to the head when that happened? Like really hard?

#1 - On 04/04/2013 at 10:05am by stevenJB

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I see great relationship troubles in your future....ooooooo;)

#4 - On 04/04/2013 at 10:06am by BrookieAnn

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