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Today, my cousin is visiting from Oklahoma. He can't go a minute without saying "YOLO" or "Swag". He's going to be here for a week. FML

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On 04/03/2013 at 1:20am - misc - by fuck YOLO - United States (California)

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I'm assuming your cousin is a teenager who probably plays Xbox and screams ( Come at me bro )

#1 - On 04/03/2013 at 6:03am by chrisp87

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Push him of the roof and be like YOLO bro

#4 - On 04/03/2013 at 6:08am by shy121

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