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Today, the people fixing my phone called to say that for some reason, my phone's SIM card has wiped all my contacts except for four, and they are doing their best to try and recover the rest. I had to explain to them that I only had four contacts to begin with. The guy laughed. FML

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On 03/31/2013 at 3:00am - misc - by Mr.no contacts (man) - New Zealand (Auckland)

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So you only need to contact four people. Big whoop. For all he knows they could be the president, the pope, the Dalai lama and his mom.

#5 - On 03/31/2013 at 1:26pm by rg350dx

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You should have let them try to recover your contacts, and then feigned outrage when they couldn't. Would've made for a good hearty laugh.

#3 - On 03/31/2013 at 1:24pm by Vanillanougat

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