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Today, a blonde tourist came up to me and asked me for directions to the nearest train station. I politely directed her there, and she left. Five minutes later, she came back and slapped me for not bringing her to an "English-speaking station". We're in China, lady. FML

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On 03/31/2013 at 2:19am - misc - by dumb tourists (man) - China (Beijing)

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Kudos to her for tracking you down just to give you a slap.

#4 - On 03/31/2013 at 10:29am by sirpantselot

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"Today, a blonde tourist.."
I expected something like this to happen

#6 - On 03/31/2013 at 10:29am by soccerluver315

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