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Today, I learned that my parents are planning to divorce. My dad said, "I'll take Rachel." Rachel isn't even his daughter; I am. Rachel is my mom's daughter with her first husband. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (34027) - you deserved it (2211)

On 03/31/2013 at 12:14am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States

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Your father is a heartless bastard...

#3 - On 03/31/2013 at 6:41am by ifailsobadly

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It's reading stories like this that inspire me to be a better father. Right now my daughter thinks I'm the best daddy in the world, and I'm going to do my damnedest to make sure that never changes.

#17 - On 03/31/2013 at 8:05am by DocBastard

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