Today, I learned that my parents are planning to divorce. My dad said, "I'll take Rachel." Rachel isn't even his daughter; I am. Rachel is my mom's daughter with her first husband. FML

by Anonymous / 03/31/2013 at 12:14am / United States / Miscellaneous

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  • Your father is a heartless bastard...

    #3 - On 03/31/2013 at 6:41am by ifailsobadly

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  • It's reading stories like this that inspire me to be a better father. Right now my daughter thinks I'm the best daddy in the world, and I'm going to do my damnedest to make sure that never changes.

    #17 - On 03/31/2013 at 8:05am by DocBastard

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