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Today, I texted a girl I met at the bar last night. She accused me of being "fake" because she couldn't find me on Facebook, Instagram or Twitter, then threatened to call the cops on me. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (34566) - you deserved it (3011)

On 03/30/2013 at 1:23am - misc - by Anonymous - United States

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I applaud you. I once deleted my own facebook and I haven't broke down and reactivated it yet. Again, props to you for sticking to your guns.

As for the girl, there will be less crazy ones out there. Keep searching.

#2 - On 03/30/2013 at 11:04am by NickaPLZ

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Accuse her of being stupid

#3 - On 03/30/2013 at 11:04am by boxbrandon11

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