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Today, I was at the pool when I saw a man eating the food I had ordered near my seat. I immediately ran up to him and asked him to stop stealing my food. I took the food away and threw it in the trash. Seconds later the attendant came out with my actual food. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (8659) - you deserved it (64078)

On 03/27/2013 at 9:02pm - misc - by Hahamaster333 -

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And then you felt foolish for acting like an idiot and jumping to conclusions, so you did the right thing and told the attendant to give the other guy your food, right?

Right?

#2 - On 03/28/2013 at 7:02am by DocBastard

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You're a little crazy.

#1 - On 03/28/2013 at 7:02am by rudegirlmania

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