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Today, a small fly flew straight up into my nose. I spent 10 minutes trying to blow/scratch/pick it out to no avail. I can still feel it moving. FML


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On 03/23/2013 at 4:17am - misc - by WTFLY (woman) - United States (Hawaii)

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I know this old lady who snorted a fly, i dont know why she snorted a fly, perhaps she'll die

#5 - On 03/23/2013 at 11:21am by hellachillin

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This post just laid eggs in my brain and I can feel em creepin me the hell out!!! So gross!!!

#2 - On 03/23/2013 at 11:19am by GrinchFu1

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