Today, a small fly flew straight up into my nose. I spent 10 minutes trying to blow/scratch/pick it out to no avail. I can still feel it moving. FML
by WTFLY / 03/23/2013 at 4:17am / United States (Hawaii) / Miscellaneous
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I know this old lady who snorted a fly, i dont know why she snorted a fly, perhaps she'll die
#5 - On 03/23/2013 at 11:21am by hellachillin
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This post just laid eggs in my brain and I can feel em creepin me the hell out!!! So gross!!!
#2 - On 03/23/2013 at 11:19am by GrinchFu1
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