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Today, I was walking by the side of the interstate because my car broke down. A nice young man stopped and asked if I was tired of walking. I said yes, to which he replied, "Try jogging asshole" then laughed and drove off. It was raining balls. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (36737) - you deserved it (3308)

On 03/21/2013 at 9:31am - misc - by WetWalking - United States (Texas)

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Ever wonder why everyone thinks people suck?

Because people suck.

#8 - On 03/21/2013 at 2:04pm by DocBastard

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The gods were displeased that you wouldn't lick chocolate off of his knob.. You brought this plague of balls upon yourself..

#3 - On 03/21/2013 at 2:02pm by lilhellian

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