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Today, I was walking by the side of the interstate because my car broke down. A nice young man stopped and asked if I was tired of walking. I said yes, to which he replied, "Try jogging asshole" then laughed and drove off. It was raining balls. FML
Ever wonder why everyone thinks people suck?
Because people suck.
The gods were displeased that you wouldn't lick chocolate off of his knob.. You brought this plague of balls upon yourself..
Speak your mind, but please try and be respectful.
Friday 5 February 2016