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Today, I was walking by the side of the interstate because my car broke down. A nice young man stopped and asked if I was tired of walking. I said yes, to which he replied, "Try jogging asshole" then laughed and drove off. It was raining balls. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (31952) - you deserved it (2300)

On 03/21/2013 at 9:31am - misc - by WetWalking - United States (Texas)

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If it was raining balls, you were officially tea bagged more than that poor girl on the bus trip.. My condolences.

#1 - On 03/21/2013 at 2:01pm by CallMeMcFeelii

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Ever wonder why everyone thinks people suck?

Because people suck.

#8 - On 03/21/2013 at 2:04pm by DocBastard

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