By anonymous - 20/03/2013 05:42 - United States

Today, I realized just how lonely I am when I started singing and harmonizing with the vacuum cleaner. FML
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trellz17 19

Oh please I do that too. Plus no one can hear you singing over the vacuum.

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SmoothSeth 10

"And for the next talent, a guy who can sing with his vacuum" LOL WUT

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AKGirlinSD 20

I wasn't even thinking about OP's talent. I'm impressed that he/she can self entertain. That's a rare trait these days.

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JenkJenks 6

I'm struggling to see how singing with your vacuum equals loneliness. We all do weird things to make chores suck less.

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RedPillSucks 31

I'm struggling to understand how you sing with your vaccuum. rrruuuhhhh ruuuuhhhhh ???? ruuuuhhhh ruuuuuhhhh ruuuuuhhhh yuuuuhhhh booaaaatttt ???

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AKGirlinSD 20

If OP is musically inclined, he/she can find a tune in any sounds. I do it all the time but only sing in my head. Or he/she is just humming to the same tones as the vacuum cleaner. The loneliness is that he/she would rather talk or hang out with someone/friend than sing along with his/her vacuum cleaner.

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EsotericBrent 29

When I worked in the produce section of a grocery store, I would sometimes hum at the same frequency of the fridge/freezer that we kept the food in. Glad I'm not the only one ^.^

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NickaPLZ 26

It's easy. Just listen to the note and try a lower or higher one. Usually in thirds from the original note.

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lilhellian 26

You can harmonize with almost anything with in reason.. Not hard at all.

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ColdplaySucks 18

Probably in the lines of this: VURRRRRRRRR...

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evamusical 12

It's not that hard... I do this too, OP, you're not the only one!

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AKGirlinSD 20

20, I'm impressed that you mentioned chord and/or chord triads!

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poetrywriter12 6

Well that must be a very sucky situation for you. To feel like you're in a vacuum with no one else.

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Legendslayer222 26

Why is this thumbed down? Did people miss the puns, or just not find them funny?

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Freethaawave 19

And now OP's house is looking spick and span, I bet.

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obviousboy 8

I realized how much I hated my job when I discovered how much I'd rather be at home, attempting to harmonize with appliances.

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trellz17 19

Oh please I do that too. Plus no one can hear you singing over the vacuum.

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perdix 29

#13, yes, we can. We just don't have the heart to tell you. We're just waiting for you to audition for "American Idol" so you can humiliate yourself on national TV.

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trellz17 19

That's cruel yet understandable

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Catkam623 27

You know I hear going outside Is a good thing to do also

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