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Today, I found a purse in the school bathroom. When I looked inside, there was an iPod along with some other expensive stuff in it. I took it to the office so the right owner would get it back. The owner passed me in the hall on the way there; she freaked out and punched me in the face. FML


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On 03/20/2013 at 12:55am - misc - by really? (woman) - United States

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No good deed goes unpunished.
Just explain it to her and keep doing the right thing.

#1 - On 03/20/2013 at 7:06am by BlowinChronic

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It's ok OP. at least you were trying to do the right thing. Don't let her terrible reaction stop you from doing good things like that again.

#2 - On 03/20/2013 at 7:07am by Palirose

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