Today, I discovered that the reason my mom hasn't been noticing the extra cleaning I've done lately is because her boyfriend took credit when she asked about it; and was rewarded for it in bed. I helped him get with my mom. FML
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Today, my boyfriend told me that my mom paid him to date me. FML
Today, I was talking to my mom about how my fiancé has been ignoring me and that I didn't know why. Turns out, my mother told him that I was too much of a handful, was mentally disturbed and also cheating on him. Just so I wouldn't move out and would keep cleaning her house for free. FML
Today, my mom decided to tell me about her new boyfriend. I know him. I've slept with him. FML
Today, my boyfriend's mom is talking shit about me to anyone who will listen, all because I refused to stay at her house and help her with a few chores she said she would pay me for. She keeps leaving out the part where I saw dozens of bed bugs not even 5 minutes after I got there. FML
Today, my boyfriend came over. My mom told him the story about the time she caught me having sex with my ex-boyfriend. My ex is his best friend. FML
Today, I got together a surprise party for my mom's birthday. I invited all her friends and her douchebag boyfriend who I don't get along with. When my mom got home, he took credit and got her friends to back him up with bribing. My mom said I'm selfish and horrible for not trying for her. FML
Today, I was in my bedroom with my boyfriend and we were kissing. My mom then came into my room and started shouting at my boyfriend for cheating on her. FML
Today, my mom got me a job working for the man she's cheating on my dad with. My dad doesn't know that she's cheating, and my mom doesn't know that I know. It's just awkward. FML
Today, I found out that my mother was having an affair with my boss "to help me keep my job" because she thought I was useless. FML
Today, I found out my stalker is my mom's new boyfriend. FML
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RAGE5119 9
You should put another girls underwear in there an then let him take credit!
Born2die 11
No good deed goes unpunished
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Born2die 11
No good deed goes unpunished
Pleonasm 35
Oh yes, let this be a lesson kids. Never, I repeat, NEVER help around the house, in case the Karmic Gods themselves decide this is a slight on their very existance, a blasphemy so big that the only way to balance this out is if your significant other sleeps with your Parent. NEVER DO GOOD DEEDS LEST YE OLDE GODS STRIKE THY MEEK BODY DOWN
peachesncreem 21
Pleo, it was OP's moms boyfriend that took the credit for cleaning. Not OP's boyfriend.
Pleonasm 35
Woops!
MidnaLink 33
Don't worry Pleo, I read it the wrong way too at first.
Pleonasm 35
However, my sarcastic comment deriding the use of that phrase still stands.
xcalabrese3x 6
Karma has a way of getting to people , don't worry
1PersonIsMyWorld 22
it's kind of gross to think bout it. op helped w their mom getting laid. instead of cleaning it up he/ she just dirtied it up.
jogihoppa8343 23
#13 this is the first time ever i saw you with two thumbs down and i wonder how is that possible??
DocBastard 38
Jogihoppa - Because everyone makes boneheaded comments every now and then, even the mighty Pleonasm. Well, everyone except KaySL. She's completely infallible, man.
jogihoppa8343 23
#61 totally agreed..
shorty6823 28
Sounds kinda similar to my step dad. Only instead of him taking credit, he gives it all to my step sister, who is never home and is kinda a lazy slob.
IAmJad 18
Well thanks for sharing!
chelsearenaeee 16
'Gives it all'? Hmmm.
shorty6823 28
Idk, they are kinda weird..........
chelsearenaeee 16
That moment when your joke becomes a really creepy reality.
shorty6823 28
It's my creepy reality, unfortunately.
supportcommand 17
Kind of a. Not, kinda a.
shorty6823 28
Boo hoo. One grammatical mistake.
curlstar 6
'Kind of' and 'kinda' are kinda the same thing.
cradle6 13
I bet her boyfriend loves you!
Uhscanherdarklee 10
Bribe the bf and get him to buy you stuff or give you money in exchange for letting him take the credit.
hoffmanam 13
don't you just hate when that happens
lilhellian 26
Yes becuase that happens to all of us all the time..
capslockisgood 19
Thats the joke..
RAGE5119 9
You should put another girls underwear in there an then let him take credit!
MrSassypants 33
"Oh, that underwear? It's not another girl's underwear. I actually got you them as a gift." "Aww, how sweet."
chelsearenaeee 16
#8 That's why they said another girls underwear. Get some granny panties up in there
SirCharles83 13
What you should do is tell him to pay you for the housework. You clean, he takes credit, he gets laid, you get paid, mom doesn't have to clean. Win. Win. Win.
p36288 17
33#，then put a dirty one, with something smelly on
skyeyez9 24
Make the underwear too big or too small for OP so she wont get the blame. Or if OP wears a specific type of undies, buy a different type.
RpiesSPIES 27
#38 For some odd reason I think it would be a little creepy to be pimping out your mother's boyfriend to said mother.
skyeyez9 24
I think mom could. Example if OP weighs 125lbs and wears small underwear. Plant a bigger pair of underwear made for a 180lb woman.
Lrigglez 7
Im curios to know how you know he was rewarded in bed.
RAGE5119 9
Prob because she was screaming how well he does laundry!
Lrigglez 7
Lrigglez you bastard!!!!!!
DocBastard 38
There's a very simple solution here - just STOP. That way you stop breaking your back for nothing, and the dicksplash stops getting extra between-the-sheets credit. You win, he loses.
RainbowDashie140 12
Something tells me that if OP does she will just get yelled at by her mom for doing nothing.
Shadow_Phantom 26
Eh, better than, as 7 put it, "breaking your back for nothing." Plus hopefully the OP's mom will take her anger out on her BF rather than her own daughter.
skyeyez9 24
I would rather get yelled at for something, vs another person stealing My credit for hardwork.
newbiehere99 6
Dicksplash :-)
Lotterie 10
Well when u write it like that it sounds like ur jealus of the reward...
JenkJenks 6
Leave it to the Internet to bring out the incest in everything.
Shadow_Phantom 26
And when you write like that it sounds like you're still stuck in elementary school.
ksks1234 33
*jealous Sorry, I have no self control.
Zomg_Okay 26
You have no self control and yet only corrected one of those mistakes?
pmadNess 16
Reverse **** block... Way to go OP!
supportcommand 17
Puts a different twist on the whole "wingman" concept.
SmittyJA24 26
He was getting "the reward" before you started cleaning. Just sayin'....