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Today, my boyfriend still won't talk to me, after I caused him the "worst embarrassment" of his life in front of his friends. What did I do wrong? I joined their conversation and ended up confusing the fictional characters of Gollum and Yoda with one another. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (13285) - you deserved it (44743) - Translated from the french version of FML. Bon appétit!

On 03/15/2013 at 8:12pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - France (Centre)

Translated from the European FML site. More info here.

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Not strong is the force in you, my precious.

#5 - On 03/16/2013 at 12:33am by Serisent

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Maybe you shouldn't join conversations if you don't know what they're talking about.

#3 - On 03/16/2013 at 12:33am by VonBlitzkrieg

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