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Today, while walking my dog at the park, I spotted my crush and said "Hi!" By not paying attention where I was going, I tripped and fell down. My dog started humping me. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (33325) - you deserved it (4024)

On 03/15/2013 at 1:44am - misc - by fmlman - United States (Wyoming)

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Your dog was just showing off what your crush is missing.

#4 - On 03/15/2013 at 11:01am by maz95

See in context

+137 | 15

Maybe a preview of things to come!

#1 - On 03/15/2013 at 10:58am by electrorange

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