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Today, I tried to pick up a girl by asking her what the time was as a conversation starter. She responded by telling me it was time to pick a girl more in my league. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (31135) - you deserved it (8306)

On 03/10/2013 at 3:52am - misc - by Anonymous - United States

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Sounds like she just clocked you in the face.

#1 - On 03/10/2013 at 10:42am by DocBastard

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I would've said "You're right, I can do so much better".... Then laugh when she has a bitch fit.

#7 - On 03/10/2013 at 10:47am by Megan98

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