Today, I tried to pick up a girl by asking her what the time was as a conversation starter. She responded by telling me it was time to pick a girl more in my league. FML
by Anonymous / 03/10/2013 at 3:52am / United States / Miscellaneous
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Sounds like she just clocked you in the face.
#1 - On 03/10/2013 at 10:42am by DocBastard
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I would've said "You're right, I can do so much better".... Then laugh when she has a bitch fit.
#7 - On 03/10/2013 at 10:47am by Megan98
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