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Today, my family threw me my 21st birthday party. My grandma's gift turned out to be a pack of condoms. "Not that you'll ever get to use them," she said, turning and walking off, cackling maniacally. Now I remember why I never talk to the old crone. FML

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On 03/08/2013 at 7:38pm - misc - by fuck you, gran (man) - United States (Oregon)

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"Fuck you gran"? For what exactly do you intend to use your first birthday condom, sir?

#5 - On 03/08/2013 at 11:38pm by djgoreo

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Troll Grandma!

#2 - On 03/08/2013 at 11:35pm by User57777

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