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Today, I went to the store for a warranty claim on my prescription glasses due to little spots that had appeared on the lenses, covering both. It took 2 seconds for the employee to determine that it was hairspray. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (6930) - you deserved it (38533)

On 03/07/2013 at 6:51am - misc - by jmrz - Puerto Rico

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Why would they sell you glasses with hairspray on them?

Hahaha, I mean, certainly, you don't use hair spray and are dumb enough to blame them for your . . . oh.

Do you want a cookie? I've been told we're supposed to be nice to you people and not use the R-word anymore.

#1 - On 03/07/2013 at 9:45am by perdix

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Never thought to clean your glasses huh OP?

#5 - On 03/07/2013 at 9:47am by brittyboo123

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