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Today, due to plumbing issues, I had to choose between a goosebump-inducing cold or skin-blistering hot shower. This is the 7th day in a row. My husband says it shouldn't be more than another week before he "gets it figured out". FML


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On 03/03/2013 at 12:15am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (California)

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Have him "figure it out" in the shower.

#1 - On 03/03/2013 at 6:07am by MeLikeBigBoom

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So what did you choose? I had to have a freezing cold shower in Canadian february and it was terrible but I can't imagine skin-blisteringly hot would be any better..

#2 - On 03/03/2013 at 6:08am by sacrosanct2

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