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Today, after spending almost an hour in the dentist's waiting room, watching other people get called in for their appointments, I finally lost my patience and asked the receptionist what was taking so long. I'd forgotten to sign in. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (9521) - you deserved it (42722)

On 03/02/2013 at 1:32pm - misc - by oops (man) - Netherlands (Noord-Holland)

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Sometimes you're the pigeon, and sometimes you're the statue.

#4 - On 03/02/2013 at 7:57pm by samcro3

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"My appointment was at Tooth-thirty! What's the hold up I'm decaying over here!"

#9 - On 03/02/2013 at 8:02pm by PenguinBitch

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