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Today, the "Child Care and Development" class at my high school assigned all 50 students to carry a fake baby around school all day for a week. I can't even read a page of my notes without hearing a robotic crying noise. Today is the first day. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (27731) - you deserved it (4243)

On 03/01/2013 at 8:20am - misc - by Headache - United States

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Ned's Declassified School Survival Guide, anybody?

#2 - On 03/01/2013 at 10:10am by HowieDoIt

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moral of the story: you only have this baby for a week and it's already driving you nuts. a real one you're stuck with for at least 18 years. DONT HAVE A BABY FOR A VERY VERY LONG TIME. (:

#8 - On 03/01/2013 at 10:12am by lissa_jade

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