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Today, while I was studying for an exam, my younger sister came home extremely drunk and threw up all over herself and her bed. I later got grounded for not setting a better example. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (26374) - you deserved it (1428)

On 02/28/2013 at 6:02am - misc - by catdog552 - United States

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Studying? Getting an education? Caring about grades? How dare you corrupt your sister like that!

#6 - On 02/28/2013 at 12:50pm by Sir_ND_Pity

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Did you at least offer her pancakes? jerk.

#2 - On 02/28/2013 at 12:46pm by HowieDoIt

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