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Today, a classmate posted a recording of a recent lecture on my university's Facebook page, so we could listen again and take notes at home. A few minutes in, I heard myself asking a question. I then heard snorting and some girl muttering "dumb cunt" under her breath. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (27902) - you deserved it (2695)

On 02/27/2013 at 3:52pm - misc - by DumbCuntApparently (woman) - Netherlands (Noord-Holland)

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Classy lady.

#1 - On 02/27/2013 at 5:52pm by iAlissa

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The only ones who stay dumb are those that never ask any questions.

#10 - On 02/27/2013 at 6:00pm by Pleonasm

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