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Today, trying to be nice, I sat with the lonely kid at lunch. While eating, he started laughing and showed me his hit list. I was at the top. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (28028) - you deserved it (4696)

On 02/27/2013 at 11:43am - misc - by dangerZone - United States (Georgia)

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He's clearly lonely for a reason.

#1 - On 02/27/2013 at 12:47pm by MissMess

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Maybe it's his "I'd tap that" list. congrats!

#4 - On 02/27/2013 at 12:47pm by HowieDoIt

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