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Today, I decided to surprise my boyfriend by quietly undressing and sneaking into the bathroom to join him in the shower. He was bent over taking a dump, pushing his turd down the plughole. FML

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On 02/27/2013 at 8:49am - misc - by anony (woman) - Australia (Victoria)

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That is so fucking disgusting. I'm never eating while reading FML again.

#2 - On 02/27/2013 at 12:46pm by misspulkadot24

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Oh wow.. That's.. That's just nasty.. I thought folks just pissed in the shower. :/

#4 - On 02/27/2013 at 12:47pm by HooyoMacaan

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