Today, I realized that the homeless people I give change to all dress better than I do, including the one that doesn't believe in pants. FML
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Today, I was doing a study on homeless people and how they manage to stay alive on the streets. Turns out the one I was studying today was given more money than I make in a week. FML
Today, I decided to buy a meal for a homeless man who was being shunned at an intersection. When I went to hand it to him, I realized it was my dad, wearing a tattered old shirt and pretending to be homeless to make some money. FML
Today, I realized that I'm a terrible human being. For the first time in my life, I gave some change to a homeless guy, but only so he'd get out of my face long enough for me to watch two other bums beating the crap out of each other over a sandwich. FML
Today, I tried to give some change to a homeless man. My girlfriend pulled me away and ranted about how homeless people are all basically bastards who deserve their misfortune, and that I shouldn't give "our" money away. FML
Today, I brought several bags of soda cans to the store to cash in. I hadn't shaved, and my coat had fur all over from my cat rubbing on it. The lady in front of me turned around, looked at my bags and me and said, "It's a lot of money people throw away, isn't it?" Apparently, I look homeless. FML
Today, a homeless guy told me I looked like shit and to have some self-respect. Right. FML
Today, I decided to help the homeless by giving them old clothes and food. In return, they decided to mug me. FML
Today, I learned that standing next to a hobo doesn't make me look better in comparison, but instead just makes me seem like a hobo as well. FML
Today, a homeless man asked me for some money to eat. He ate the five dollars I gave him. FML
Today, while I was walking home, a homeless man saw me and didn't ask for change, but how much I charged. FML
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twinkletoes747 16
I guess he has stylish undies! If he wears any at all. *shudders*
BurningGrannies 16
Well, it is becoming a trend to wear secondhand clothing and have a beard.
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Comments (76)
twinkletoes747 16
I guess he has stylish undies! If he wears any at all. *shudders*
Stalkerloo 11
Kilts.
daniel_dd31 13
It makes me wonder... do you dress worse because you just don't care or because you can't afford it? If your giving change to homeless people then my guess is you don't care to much about your appearance.
14avalentour 9
Good will has got some good shit to wear so I believe it
Ameel_fml 19
Goodwill also puts aside a percentage of their good-quality clothing so they can give it directly to the needy. So it's probably all second-hand stuff that they didn't buy themselves.
outoftown 26
56 - Yes, the flashers go for the stylish raincoats.
BurningGrannies 16
Well, it is becoming a trend to wear secondhand clothing and have a beard.
EnterSandman_fml 20
Beards are about more than style. They're about hating shaving lol.
dalink 24
Hell yes, sandman.
IscoreOnU 19
52- idk duck dynasty is giving that comment a run for its money
desoto96 9
64 - Very true. That show makes me wanna grow a full on hobo beard.
NickKuiper 8
Get a clue, hit up the local goodwill or something.
iAlissa 34
Can we go thrift shopping?
challan 19
I wear my granddads clothes, I look incredible.
BigMac92 11
Can I have your hand-me-downs?
MolesterStallone 13
Because goodwill will allow him to dress better than a homeless person....
picante72 24
Only got $20 in my pocket...
iAlissa 34
What what, what what. ^
laden_swallow09 34
27- That'll get you a nice shirt or two, denim pants, and a belt. It'll take some effort to find some shoes that match, though. May have to spring a few more for a jacket or blazer. See? Thrift shopping is easy!
TheAbstract 15
Thrift stores always have the best sweaters too. Seriously, the sweaters that old people leave there are phenomenal. It's a wonder they part with them.
zakkyzebra 11
Bada dada dada da
NickKuiper 8
9 - I would love to! You find the darnedest things sometimes (did you know that leopard-skin hoodies are a thing?)
iAlissa 34
51 - Let's do this. I want to get crocodile skin pumps.
14avalentour 9
That song is so gay
Revan501 15
Maybe no pants is a new trend.
TheDrifter 23
No pants Tuesday! Somehow I foresee issues with this concept in my workplace.
limitedition 25
Comment moderated for rule-breaking.
Pics or STFU :p
AssTard 15
Why don't you STFU?
anythingmustbe 18
I guess its time for a change of style.
picante72 24
Seems you are the one in need of change.
PuggieKid 22
*ba dum tuss..*
Bakarra 22
Sounds like you have an opportunity to make some money if you just walk around in public with an empty drink cup...
arexis 6
Change your style already!
perdix 29
How can not wearing pants count as dressing?
zandalee 19
Birthday suit!!