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Today, while driving extremely fast on a road in the middle of nowhere, I started to go down a hill. Noticing a police car at the bottom, I slammed my brakes and blew a tire in the process. It turns out the police car was an old cutout used to trick people. FML

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On 02/24/2013 at 10:41pm - misc - by Fox - United States

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Because slamming on your brakes would have helped anyways...

#1 - On 02/25/2013 at 2:49am by sleepinginclass

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Well if you were following the law it wouldn't have happened.

#2 - On 02/25/2013 at 2:49am by waffule365

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