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Today, I was so exhausted that I slept through my phone ringing, and later my doorbell ringing. My psycho mom freaked out, and thinking I was in trouble, broke a window to get inside. This all happened before 7am. FML


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On 02/20/2013 at 3:33pm - misc - by annoyed - United States (Arizona)

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Who the hell does these sorts of things? That's one crazy mother you've got OP! Make sure you give her the bill for replacing the window while you're at it.

#1 - On 02/20/2013 at 6:09pm by drewflav

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The good news is your mom really cares about you. The bad news, you're right, she's pyscho.

#2 - On 02/20/2013 at 6:09pm by SirCharles83

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