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Today, I got a new roommate after having a horrible relationship with the previous one. She seemed nice at first, until our first night together. She got completely wasted, spilled beer all over my bed and blew chunks into my fish tank. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (28369) - you deserved it (2593)

On 02/19/2013 at 10:46am - misc - by Anonymous - United States

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She turned your aquarium into a vomitorium... Good luck finding Nemo in there.

#4 - On 02/19/2013 at 1:11pm by Pleonasm

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She sounds like a mess. Maybe you should live alone.

#1 - On 02/19/2013 at 1:09pm by Omfgitsmia

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