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Today, I got a new roommate after having a horrible relationship with the previous one. She seemed nice at first, until our first night together. She got completely wasted, spilled beer all over my bed and blew chunks into my fish tank. FML
She turned your aquarium into a vomitorium... Good luck finding Nemo in there.
She sounds like a mess. Maybe you should live alone.
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