Today, as my lame excuse to not give a guy I met at a club my phone number, I told him I didn't have a cell phone. Guess what I checked when he asked me what time it was a few minutes later. FML
by hhhhhhhpeterwut / 02/18/2013 at 10:21pm / United States (Maryland) / Miscellaneous
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You should have just straight up said no.
#2 - On 02/19/2013 at 3:37am by darth1
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That guy is pretty smart to trick you into revealing your lie. You could have told him you were holding your friends phone, or something like that.
#7 - On 02/19/2013 at 3:42am by JR_Goes_Rawr
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