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Today, my dad lost his mind over the meteorite incident in Russia. He's convinced that it's part of some big government conspiracy to cover up a UFO crash-landing, and now he won't stop dismissively calling us "sheep" and telling us "do the research" just because we don't agree with him. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (23591) - you deserved it (2763)

On 02/15/2013 at 6:00pm - misc - by dadsadipshit - United States

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Quick, grab your tinfoil hats.

#4 - On 02/15/2013 at 8:39pm by Skyblu10

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It could be a possibility, but then genetic engineering might be their way of hiding unicorns...

#3 - On 02/15/2013 at 8:39pm by 143dav

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