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Today, I've been living in Kenya in a nasty apartment for so long that when I looked down into my drink and saw a dead fly, I just picked it out and continued drinking. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (29588) - you deserved it (4971)

On 02/13/2013 at 5:04pm - misc - by kenyaliving - Kenya

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And not a shit was given that day

#3 - On 02/14/2013 at 2:00am by Grootensliven

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At least you haven't gotten to the point where you drink it fly and all.

#4 - On 02/14/2013 at 2:00am by Lucia_Malpense

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