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Today, I had to convince my dad that text lingo causes brain damage just to try to get him to stop. He actually believed me, and is telling everyone they have, or will receive brain damage soon. FML


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On 02/13/2013 at 11:45am - misc - by oh my dad - United States (Kentucky)

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He must have hit his head when he rofl'd

#1 - On 02/13/2013 at 1:08pm by HowieDoIt

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OMG, I LOL'd and then I had to STFU and CTFD. I guess YOLO and mine is almost over. S2BM (sucks to be me, just made that 1 up :) )

#4 - On 02/13/2013 at 1:10pm by perdix

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