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Today, for the second time in two months, the person in the bathroom stall next to me commented on how loud I pee. This time, she made racehorse noises. I'm now too self-conscious to pee in public again. FML

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On 02/12/2013 at 5:58pm - misc - by likearacehorse (woman) - United States (New Jersey)

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be proud of your stream, young Seabiscuit. it's really nothing to be embarrassed about

#7 - On 02/13/2013 at 3:03am by karlcolt45

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You should have neighed. Awe well I hope you feel less self conscious :)

#3 - On 02/13/2013 at 2:59am by pepsi_ftw

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