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Today, after spending six months completely repainting and redecorating our new home, I finally finished the last touches and went to remove the masking tape. Off came the tape, along with huge blotches of plasterwork. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (19803) - you deserved it (5014)

On 02/12/2013 at 1:04pm - misc - by bblubblerfisch (woman) - Austria (Wien)

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Should have got painting tape.

#5 - On 02/12/2013 at 4:46pm by danial1214

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Were you using duct tape as masking tape? Rookie mistake getting the two confused.

I'll bet your sex slaves are easily chewing through the tape and escaping your pleasure dungeon.

#9 - On 02/12/2013 at 4:50pm by perdix

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