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Today, the office coffee machine was relocated next to my desk. My co-worker insists on making several cups of the stuff per day, but instead of drinking it, he stands next to me, audibly swishes it through his teeth, gargles, and drools it back into the cup. I retch every single time. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (26680) - you deserved it (1876)

On 02/09/2013 at 12:21pm - misc - by UuuuUUUUhhgghghghGHh (woman) - Kenya

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That guy is an asshole.

#1 - On 02/09/2013 at 8:57pm by Revan501

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Unplug it, move it next to his desk and do the same thing and see how he likes it.

#2 - On 02/09/2013 at 8:57pm by txgirl2013

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