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Today, I had drinks at a friend's house before going out to a concert. I still had a bottle of beer left, so I brought it along with me. I got kicked out five minutes into the show for bringing my own drink, which is apparently against the rules. I paid $75 to get kicked out over a $3 drink. FML


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On 02/07/2013 at 12:11pm - misc - by loquacious shit stain (woman) - Australia

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Well, you're at least 21, so you weren't born yesterday. You must just be stupid.

#4 - On 02/07/2013 at 8:30pm by pattayarick

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You deserve it. if you can't bring alcohol into any building, or food and drinks to the movies, what would make you think you could bring alcohol to a concert?

#6 - On 02/07/2013 at 8:32pm by goreajek

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