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Today, my mum came to my ballet class. She spent the whole lesson sitting at the back yelling at me to "stop sticking your butt out". My ballet instructor had to ask her several times to pipe down. FML

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On 02/06/2013 at 1:57pm - misc - by embarassinggg (woman) - United Kingdom (East Sussex)

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Maybe she should stop sticking her butt in your dancing.

#5 - On 02/06/2013 at 6:07pm by littlekellilee

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Listen to your mom and find a new ballet school. If your butt is sticking out, the teacher doesn't know what the fuck she's doing.

If you like sticking your butt out, take stripper pole dancing lessons. You'll like it better, and so will I!

#13 - On 02/06/2013 at 6:17pm by perdix

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