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Today, I told my parents that what I'd really like for my 21st birthday is the 1865 edition of the Memoirs of Saint-Simon in 22 volumes that I found online for $200, and have been wanting for months. They laughed and said, "Yeah, right. We'll get you an iPhone and perhaps you'll become normal." FML

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I agree, your life sucks (27485) - you deserved it (7976)

On 02/01/2013 at 4:19am - misc - by HistoryFreak (woman) - France

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Even parents have fallen into the so common desires of society nowadays... (wanting everything related to apple)

#3 - On 02/01/2013 at 10:10am by a1f0sff

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hopefully one day you will get it, and become that rich odd person your parents used to know

#5 - On 02/01/2013 at 10:12am by jjmiller1001

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